When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.
It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.
by chughes January 10, 2007
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1 If this is your nickname, then you are probably upset that you have a bad attitude, a bad nickname and you like to make fun of other people.

2 Some guy named steve who scuba dives, normally with low self esteem and a bad attitude
Hi my name is scuba steve aka herb status!
by take a d July 13, 2006
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When you lift up the toilet seat and sit with your anus submerged in the water because you recently ate a lot of spicy food and already know it's going to burn
I ate a lot of spicy thai curry last night so I'm gonna go take a scuba doo doo
by M2124 December 29, 2017
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-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.
Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!
by SupeRmAn.ra August 3, 2010
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When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel
This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver
by Thunderbugg May 29, 2021
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When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled
John - did you fuck Leila bro

Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na

John- damn bro lucky escape
by Trolling ass bitch December 13, 2020
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When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose
Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive
by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022
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