scuba diving

An excuse to get out of anything.

Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?

by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010

scuba steve

1 If this is your nickname, then you are probably upset that you have a bad attitude, a bad nickname and you like to make fun of other people.

2 Some guy named steve who scuba dives, normally with low self esteem and a bad attitude

Hi my name is scuba steve aka herb status!

by take a d July 12, 2006

Scuba doo doo

When you lift up the toilet seat and sit with your anus submerged in the water because you recently ate a lot of spicy food and already know it's going to burn

I ate a lot of spicy thai curry last night so I'm gonna go take a scuba doo doo

by M2124 December 29, 2017

scuba diving fuck

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.

Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!

by SupeRmAn.ra August 4, 2010

Scuba diver pussy

When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled

John - did you fuck Leila bro

Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na

John- damn bro lucky escape

by Trolling ass bitch December 13, 2020

Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021

Dirty scuba dive

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose

Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive

by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022