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Russian Bake Sale

Often confused for the common yet un-named sexual act where a woman bakes a cake and then eats it off of another woman's ass, a Russian Bake Sale is when you bake Bread, Cookies, or Muffins using traditional Russian recipes and then sell them to tourists.
Lisa:You know, we did an awesome Russian Bake sale yesterday!
Amanda:You ate a cake off of your girlfriend's ass!?
Lisa:What!? No! We sold Russian Tea Cakes and Paczki Doughnuts
by Bakky October 12, 2012
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Russian coffee

A Russian coffee is a morning beverage consisting of a bottle of vodka with a splash of fresh brewed coffee
Austin: Hey Brad would you like an Irish coffee to start the day

Brad: No I'm a man not a little girl give me a Russian coffee
by The Jackel December 30, 2014
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Russian Beerlette

A drinking game where a round of canned beer is served, but one can has been shooken up. The loser opens his/her beer and is sprayed in the face.
"Let's make all the hoes play russian beerlette, but shake up all the beers!"
by thegreg92 October 3, 2008
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Russian Barbecue

Verb:
To cook any food with a flamethrower.
Noun:
Any food cooked with a flamethrower.
Aw, there's no way we can cook this turkey before everyone gets here... Let's just Russian Barbecue it!

Man, I'm starving... I could sure go for some Russian Barbecue!
by Professional Russian July 15, 2011
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russian cunt

a person playing Counter Strike : Global Offensive in European servers mocking the russian race by mic or chat spamming cyka blyat in chat or with a mic. Also known as a "silver"
Look at that russian cunt. He thinks he's so cool.
by xXxXxX_Dust_XxXxXx March 10, 2017
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Russian ceasefire

promising not to fire at civilians while firing at civilians
"Russia just annouced a ceasefire so that civilians can get away from urban ares"
"Dude... it is a Russian ceasefire"
by kakabus March 7, 2022
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Ruslan

A name that is Trukic and means "lion". It was given the deffinition lion because anyone who has Ruslan as a name is automatically beast and fucks chicks all day and night long...can also mean receiver of oral sex. People with this name also have a higher tendencies to puke in friends bathrooms because they drink 3 and 1/2 glasses of mountain dew on game night. People with the name Ruslan are fucking beast and pwn noobs, and are probly in your moms bedroom motorboating her!
Dude Ruslan is beast and wait a minute he's fucking my girlfriend.
Well I could go Ruslan on your ass but then you would officially be fucked in the ass.
by Russianruru March 2, 2011
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