Ruben

A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.

"Ruben."

by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019

Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

Ruben

Another name of the anime called "Kimi no Nawa or Your Name"

Person1: Do you like Ruben?

Person2: Yeah!

Person1: Ruben just fuck Mitsuha like nothing happens

by Hmm..... April 19, 2020

Ruben

Ruben is a babygorl and has a nice ass to slap on.

What do you think of Ruben?
everybody like him.

by ruigerosa September 30, 2020

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.

-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Ruben

Biggest weakfoot in school

Ruben has a worse weakfoot than Jay

by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021