Sloppy Reuben

a sloppy reuben is where you put your dick between two pieces of marble rye bread along with sauerkraut and swiss cheese, and start to jerk off, when youre about to finish you take it to your woman and say "here honey i made you a sloppy reuben" and when she goes "what's a sloppy reuben", you say "here, take a bite!", when she goes to take a bite you ejaculate into her mouth and say "thats a sloppy reuben, bitch!"

Mephisto: "Man, my girl eats all the time, last night she kept asking me to make her a damn sandwich."

Gman: "Did you make her a sandwich?"

Mephisto: "I sure did! A Sloppy Reuben!"

Gman: "awesome!"

by aeraxeur February 28, 2011

Reubie-Do

a whimsical young man who is able to unleash sexually inappropriate behavior in sexual closed off women.....

Man A : Can you believe she let him ram that tube in her ass in the middle of the airport..
Woman A: It's okay.... He's Reubie-Do...

by Jiglett September 3, 2009

Reuben

A very large boner

Alex has a large reuben

by Faislekhan February 12, 2017

reuben

Reuben is one of the most sexy guys ever. People love him because of his fitness and strength takes women's hearts by his sexy face and curly hair ...Reuben is just amazing !!!

Reuben's hair is so fye

by Jayjackstv January 20, 2018

rebitch

when you've just been bitched at, nagged at, or otherwise had a strip torn out of you by your woman, you go and recap or retell the session to your friend.

Jim - Hey dude. What's up?

Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:

Sam - Hey babe!

Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.

Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like

Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?

Sam - Well ....

Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....

Oh yeah, she's was never letting up

Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.

Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching

by karbyn January 11, 2010

Rebbing

To pack a day full of events. To Reb; I rebbed.

'I had a rebbing weekend'
'You really reb your days don't you'
'I didnt have enough time, i rebbed the fuck out of my weekend'

by Joe SqueEley May 3, 2010

Reuban

A Reuban is a master of wit at all social gatherings; including, yet not exclusive to birthdays, anniversaries and wakes. Although not considered conventionally attractive Reuban generally possesses a rugged & deshevelled grace that ensnares young women. He is most mens intellectual superior and loved by all women. Tenacious in all sexual and romantic persuits, a Reuban is an ideal lover. Upon encountering a Reuban it is important to know that his weakness is liquor, breasts and bass music (his strengths lay in devouring all three).

Person A: That was the best conversation, regulating & sex I've ever had. You wouldn't happen to be called Reuban, would you?

Person B nods silently.

by RubenDuhzet January 25, 2017