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Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.
(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.
by WR672 November 21, 2018
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Zoomsday religion

Any doomsday religion, in a post-COVID world where social distancing prevent public preaching, that uses online methods such as Zoom to preach and proselytize it's doomsday message.
The email was a link to one of those Zoomsday religions.
by EVITATIVE September 13, 2020
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harambe religion

Harambe is our amazing lord and savior. We worship him to this very day. Harambe is amazing he didn't deserve to be murdered.
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Elmo religion

The elmo religion is not a cult
by ElmoPope May 18, 2022
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seperation of religion and state

A secular society; religion is not allowed to force its beliefs onto others through legislation
I think politicians care about what your religious text says because we have a seperation of religion and state in this country
by tory borty September 26, 2013
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the holy emo trinity religion

It's a religion made on the app amino, it has every step done to be a real religion, except the legal parts of it of course.

It has 8 deadly sins, a history and band members of, not only the emo Trinity, but other "emo" bands such as paramore as different things (like geesus( gerard way as jesus), beetan (brendon urie as satan), ryan ross the sun, pete wentz is the Lord and saviour of eyeliner and many more.

Here is the 8 deadly sins:
1. G note without warning

2. Saying ryden isnt/wasn't a thing
3. Disrespecting the holy emo trinity

4. Mention March 22 2013 unless it's March 22
5. homophobia

6. Saying frerard isnt/wasn't a thing
7. Disrespecting geesus (you shall never doubt his power)
8. Making fun of beebos forehead if it's not joke.

go to the amino app and join 'the holy emo trinity religion' amino.
Person 1: Wow have you heard about this app called amino?
Person 2: yeah the holy emo trinity religion is the best amino on there for sure.
by Lauraclara July 4, 2017
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pog champ religion

pog champ or known as tommyinnitcult is a religion founded by the superiors Bertie Jacob and Meg c. It is for people who are swag. Our enemy is Chris so if your not Chris feel free to join, although there is a fee of 1 million pounds a year because all of the co-founders are lazy and don't want to do anything in life. Apart from that we are an inclusive religion :)
Hey Jim have you heard of the cool religion pog champ religion?
by pog champ religion December 13, 2020
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