Greasy Railroad

The act of ejaculating onto a girl’s braces while she smiles.

Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”

by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021

taliban railroad

When one terrorist's suicide vest explosion triggers a chain reaction of terrorist suicide vests incrementally

He walked into the mall and caused a taliban railroad around all of the city.

by tuckerjohnson March 15, 2024

Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

Railroading

When a certain someone makes it so the session only has one outcome, NO creativity, NO freedom only the cookie cutter corporate slop that a CERTAIN SOMEONE makes me put up with...

Dontae loves railroading Akigawa because he hates fun and kittens and puppies and happiness

by CiaphusCainStan March 2, 2025

Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.

Long Island Railroad

by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023

Hamlet Railroad

Hamlet, incorporated on February 9, 1897, has always been a railroad town with five spurs radiating from the town to Richmond, Wilmington

Hamlet Railroad Radio: I want everyone to know that Hamlet maybe another small town with nothing going on, but the rail traffic is large and in charge!

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010