Dan Quan 

a unit of measuring the overall girth of a person relative to the size of the Dan Quan himself

That fat girl that my roommate brought over was approximately 1 2/3 Dan Quan's!

Dan Quan by K2008 May 5, 2011

Z'quan 

A poor kid with no hair line and has gotten dumped by the same girl every time and smells like shit and has no dick

Z'quan apoor poor kid with no dick

Z'quan by Z'quan August 29, 2016

Z'quan 

A no hair lined person that's been dumped by the same girl and has no dick

A lonely person

Z'quan no cock

Z'quan by Z'quan August 27, 2016

izzy quan abas 

The sexiest boy you'll ever see, taller than most of his friends, always will have a friend named Jonathan and Michael, loves basketball but has no defense, tends to move schools a lot on his highschool years. Has really nice hair.

Damn have you seen izzy quan Abas he is hella hot

izzy quan abas by Sir Jacobs Norman March 16, 2017

Zuo Quan 

Small penis individual that has disabilities such as being unable to dunk.

Damn bro, you suck, but at least you are not Zuo Quan

Zuo Quan by NiggerGid January 13, 2019

Queer Quan 

A gay Mexican who is really small

You queer quan

Queer Quan by Your thiccdaddy March 7, 2019

Kookoo Quan

Leia when Vader blew up her planet cuz he was being a total d-bag and trying to rape her with his softball trophies. It sucks dude cuz her fake parents were on that planet and Jack Black needs to be better than that

Kookoo Quan! Why don't you drink phlegm

Kookoo Quan by Ouagadougou May 8, 2019