Pumpsexual

When you are sexually attracted to aggressively pumping crypto charts. Green candles, all-time highs, and parabolic moves get you going. The deeper the FOMO, the harder the… feelings. Not to be confused with just liking profits. This is a deep, primal, chart-induced thirst.

Trader 1: “Bro, did you see $BOOZE just 10x’d in 4 minutes?”
Trader 2: unzips wallet “Dude… I think I’m pumpsexual.”
by CandleCraver – May 06, 2025