punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general

1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.

by Grapico May 31, 2006

Pussy Punt

Kicking a girl in her pussy plain and simple

I'll pussy puntyou bitch.

by Deez nuts April 29, 2015

fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

cunt punt

To kick a girl in her vagina

Nick, michelle got me so mad today I did a cunt punt and walked away. Lol

by Birdman2000 May 23, 2015

skull punt

Kicking or putting the boots to a stupid persons head!

I'm going to hook up Gary Gray with a skull punt!

by Vertical Kamae February 14, 2017

fart punt

the act of punting a fart back into an ass

the fucker crop dusted past me so a fart punted it back in his stink hole

by DJ DIRTSTAR August 26, 2012

punt bunny

A punt bunny is to American football as a puck bunny is to hockey.

Dedicated to stats, trades, and salary brackets, these girls don't often know more about the sport than their male fan counterparts - but have a more in depth knowledge of players' measurements.

If football is a game of inches... a punt bunny would know just how many.

by Knightbus February 4, 2010