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Breakfast pudding

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.
Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.
by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014
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black pudding dick

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick
by Brandogotgame January 3, 2021
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Crème Pudding Crème Château

A delicacy originated in Chambly, Québec by Chef Gabouri. Its recipe had been propagated by word of mouth after the rumour of its phenomenal taste.
C'est de la fucking bonne crème pudding crème château!
by ChefGabouri November 29, 2021
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god hates pudding

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
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daddy pudding

Usually a 20 year old man or above with size 4 feet who asks 12 year old children or preferably younger for nudes or sexual intercourse. The most common name for daddy pudding is josh. this act is also known as pedophilia.
josh is one hell of a 'daddy pudding'.
by daddy puds size 4 feet March 16, 2017
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Orthodontal Pudding

Receiving fellatio subsequent to the act of defecating in the mouth of one's sexual partner.
Mike: "Hey can I have a blowjob?"
Liana: "Okay sure, but poop in my mouth first"
Shawn: "An Orthodontal Pudding Treatment??!!!"
Mike: "Shawn, what are you doing in my closet?"
by Sorry Sans June 19, 2010
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Pudding Bear

A big, clumsy, yet lovable animal who can be seen wearing camo outfit as well as diving a big blue truck...skilled in the art of Afro enginering the pudding bear can also be seen fishing or mowing the lawn..the pudding bear is what is known for being "farm strong"...however it is terrified of snakes and lizards...it's only known enemy is the public school education system
That pudding bear is one badass mother fucker
by Pendaho July 13, 2009
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