by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011
Get the The Preacher's Seat mug.Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.
Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011
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To tell the truth.
Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.
Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.
Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.
by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016
Get the never preached mug.Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.
Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.
Example of Keyboard Preacher
Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"
Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"
Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"
Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"
Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher
by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021
Get the Keyboard Preacher mug.When someone listens to the most popular album by a band, so he/she thinks they are a fan and tell everyone that the band is the greatest.
Adam: OMG just listened to Nevermind by Nirvana. They are the best band everrr I'm gonna call everyone and tell them to download this.
Me: Dont listen to Adam, he's just a peak album preacher, he's never heard any of Nirvanas old stuff.
Me: Dont listen to Adam, he's just a peak album preacher, he's never heard any of Nirvanas old stuff.
by Rvince May 31, 2009
Get the Peak Album Preacher mug.The act of internal acting before external action. Action often fallowed by reaction and then sometimes deaction.
The thought or preaction of beginning quedalmorph stages.
My preacting resulted in the act of me reaching stage nine.
I preacted to commence a dooper resulting in the act of dooping. This then persisted to my personal reaction of said dooper leading to the deaction of future dooping.
My preacting resulted in the act of me reaching stage nine.
I preacted to commence a dooper resulting in the act of dooping. This then persisted to my personal reaction of said dooper leading to the deaction of future dooping.
by Gregwardo March 19, 2008
Get the preact mug.A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).
Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone
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