–noun
1. Mothers who, instead of of traumatizing her kids through musical instrument lessons, inflicts similar damage on their kids through excessive use of holistic health practices, hearsay through church bible groups or zen retreats, inconsistent disciplinary practices, strange rapport-building practices, insistence on serving home-grown fruits, and a ton of karaoke.
2. A failed prototype of Tiger Mom.
1. Mothers who, instead of of traumatizing her kids through musical instrument lessons, inflicts similar damage on their kids through excessive use of holistic health practices, hearsay through church bible groups or zen retreats, inconsistent disciplinary practices, strange rapport-building practices, insistence on serving home-grown fruits, and a ton of karaoke.
2. A failed prototype of Tiger Mom.
Lisa doesn't play any instruments, she had a tiger prawn mom and so all she can do is sing karaoke. She didn't even get into Brown.
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a: "yo i drilled a hole in my wall, but i didn't have a drill. i used a spoon."
b: "you be chummin' some butt prawns."
b: "you be chummin' some butt prawns."
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this is infinitely worse than being labelled a standard prawn
dhp for short
this is infinitely worse than being labelled a standard prawn
dhp for short
bro1: she's the worst... never smiling... never says hello
bro2: she thinks she's so good just because she has a good body... but she's a prawn
bro1: she's worse than a prawn, she's a double-headed prawn (dhp)
bro2: she thinks she's so good just because she has a good body... but she's a prawn
bro1: she's worse than a prawn, she's a double-headed prawn (dhp)
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Get the tickle my prawn and call me mildred mug.1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.
2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"
"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
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