Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019
Get the Potatomug. A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.
by MangMang April 11, 2015
Get the Potatomug. by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019
Get the Potatomug. 
by Temmie66667 April 15, 2020
Get the Potatomug. Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know
Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato
Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute
Usually a terrible quality objects
Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato
Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute
Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”
Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”
Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”
Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022
Get the Potatomug.