Smells like teen spirit poser

One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.

Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"

Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"

Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"

Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"

by abcdcbab April 13, 2012

scene poser

Someone who trys to act like a scene kid and fails miserably.... and everyone knows it. They probably moan about stuff like "omg my highlights are so rad" and "wow let me change my myspace name to (name here)Rawrr" and "OMG its Dani Gore if I add her I'll become a scene queen too even though she won't notice me and its probably a fake anyway!!". They'll hang with scene kids until they relise s/he is a complete fake (and they'd usually notice in the space of five seconds).
Ways to notice a scene poser:

1. They'll change overnight.
2. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out more on how to be a scene kid.
3. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out how to not be a poser.
4. They'll start typing like "oMg BaBEzZ hoW r ArE yHUu mY caMeRA wHoRE" or something.
5. They'll start using "Rawr" and "Zomg" even though they were scene around 5 years ago.
6. They'll start going "Joe Jonas is the sex!!" and "wow I'm so hxc and radd" and "im so sxc".
7. Start taking really bad pictures of themselves, trying to copy Dani Gore, Georgina Glamoregore, Tori Tears ect but failing very, VERY miserably
8. Listen to bands that all the "cool kids" are listning to then go on Wikipedea and study all about them and all the lyrics until they know them by heart
9. Their email would be something like [e-mail] or something.
10. Start using old slang like Radd or Steller ect ect.

might also say "omg don't call me emo im so scene!!" and "im so original dont call me fake" or some more crap like that.

I must admit.... used to be a poser myself, around 3 years ago, for about 2 weeks. Stupid, really. only gets you the label "poser" in 2 seconds. But I'm forgiven =D

scene poser msn/aim convo

xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: hey my whore!!
liikee.so.radd: hey!! i was thinking of going to the town center and taking some pictures of us, like in the myspace pose!!
xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: yeah that would be so hxc!!
like.so.radd: Yeah!! let me invite another person to our convo and see if they want to come and get our so scene highlights done with us!!
xXrAwR: yeah!! make sure there not a poser though!1 dont want to be stuck with a poser!!
so.radd: yeah!!
Jordan: Omg, not you two again. For the last time, I will NOT add you on MySpace!!
xXrawr: oh, we wanted to do this **talk talk talk chat chat chat**
so.radd: like yeah that would be like the sex!!
Jordan: you guys are seriously lame. do me a favour and go back to being a prep, k?? btw... rawr is outta "fashion" now, ok?? -block-
rawr: wow what a weirdo!! she should learn to be herself and not a silly poser!!
radd: yeah!! anyway, lets go take a bad angle photo!!

by PenguinsKickAss April 1, 2009

Steady posted

NOUN, A term used to describe how hard you are chillin. When steady posting one is usually standing with their arms folded and a mad look on their face.

The most common way to leave a steady post would be if the police roll up and one must dip out.

Bryant and his friends are steady posted at Tacobell right now.

by irideabmx November 19, 2009

stoner poser

Not to be confused with somebody who has only done it once or twice, a stoner poser is someone who tries to seem rebellious by bragging about smoking and rarely talks about anything that dosen't have to do with smoking. These guys smoke once a month, maybe, and think they are hardasses. Most of them mooch bud off of one or a group of people and never consistently pay. You can spot a stoner poser by their bob marley apparel and rasta gear.

Look at Mitchs new Bob Marley shirt

Yeah, he's such a stoner poser

by john984589344 August 20, 2013

smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?

be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers

by lumpy princess June 29, 2010

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone

One of the best videos on youtube full of the greatest old memes and is one of the best to watch with the fam

damn I wish harry potter and the noscopers stone was more popular

by funkeee potateees January 28, 2019

Scene Poser

A kid, who copies a kid, who copied more kids, who copied a group of kids, that were scene. Someone who goes on urban dictionary and google and myspace to copy what the real scene kids do, but they over do it. Someone who sits for hours trying to come up with a "random" saying to use as a respond to people. They decide that scene, although they are TRYING to be scene, is who they "really are", even though thats not who they were yesterday. The kids who dye their hair pink, and say its red, the ones who have fake lip piercings, the ones who get freakishly obsessed with guys with long hair, usually named Ryan or Taylor. The ones who run around music festivals and say their name is Zara, as opposed to Sara, and scream, "power to the Chucks!" to anyone who is wearing them, even though half of the kids there are wearing them, as if theyre creative for owning a pair of chuck taylors, even though those shoes have been made since fucking 1905 or something? They usually get their lip pierced out of nowhere, and if theyre the ULTIMATE scene poser, they get a fake lip ring, and then bitch about how their parents wont actually let them pierce it. So the poser will also enlist in some sort of art or poetry class and have this immediate interest in being an artist or a poet and shoving their suicidal pictures and words in your face because no one cares and everyone knows they aren't artistic in any form and probably don't even HAVE the left side of their brain anyway, because it dissolved when the sprayed all that damn ass cheap hair spray on their heads to look cool, even though the girls who usually do that have thin blonde hair so the hairspray just makes them look all crusty.

Example 1-
Scene Poser:"Im so sad that I haven't eaten in the last three days!"
Mary:"Becky, we saw you eat a sandwich yesterday."
Scene Poser:"Oh yeah huh?*breaks out in maniacal laughter*"But Im still depressed..."
Example 2-
Mary:"Becky, is that lip ring fake?"
SP:"Yeth! My parents are so stupid they wont let me pierce it!"
Example 3:
SP:"Nikki, Im wearing TWO different kinda of converse! Isnt that GREAT?!?!?!"
Nikki:"Shut up Becky."
Example 4:
SP:Austin Im sad...
Austin:"No you arent."
SP:"You know what Austin, go eat a sandwich."
Austin:"YOU go eat a sandwich."
SP: "Youre a funny man Austin, funny funny funny..."
Austin:"And your name is Becky."

by George and Lenny. January 12, 2009