Portuguese Fireworks

when you throw a lit cigarette butt onto a wall or sidewalk thusly creating an explosion of flaming ground tobacco resembling a fireworks display

a person of Portuguese descent throws a lit cigarette butt onto a wall and says "Hey! Look! Portuguese fireworks!"

by ayoforyayo October 8, 2008

Portuguese Breakfast Club

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt

Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.

by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008

Portuguese Wash

When you are smelling badly instead of having a shower, you just spray youself with deodrant.
The phrase is predomantly used in angola, as it ilustrates the hatred angolians fell towards the portuguese.

'Oh hi guys, mind if i take a quick portuguese wash?'
'Hes such as dirty bastard look at him take a portuguese wash'

by John Ferguson August 5, 2006

Portuguese Radiator Flush

Allowing a sweaty gay Portugese man to give you a blow job and anal douche while you vomit up the contents of your last meal which consisted on his piss, shit and semen.

I walked in on my roommate giving his new boyfriend a Portuguese Radiator Flush.

by John E. Coli May 30, 2006

Portuguese Ferret

A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com

I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.

by horticultureRAWKS March 4, 2010

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

Portuguese hand grenade

When your female room-mate throws a period blood soaked feminine hygiene pad into your room.

I pissed my room mate off during her period so she threw a portuguese hand grenade on my bed

by dickerie August 31, 2013