Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.
by Lord Reg April 25, 2011
I was sliding my fingers from my girls chest and hit a Portland Pothole on my way down...looks like she's gonna get more than just my fingers in her vajayjay.
by JoeJoeDancer July 03, 2012
by potbellied stallion November 07, 2009
A person who uses a false identity, lies, and has sex with multiple partners. There is no specific orientation for these types of people, as they like men, women, transgendered, swingers, basically another body. This person is needy, manipulative, and portrays his or herself as an upstanding person.
I was boobeared in portland by this weirdo I met on the internet.
Being boobeared in portland left me untrusting of others and bankrupt.
Being boobeared in portland left me untrusting of others and bankrupt.
by ghostrider69 October 17, 2006
The original Portland. Oregon stole its name. An amazing city by the ocean, very welcoming. The biggest and most diverse city in the otherwise boring and conservative state of Maine. A small city in which most people know each other.
Person 1: You live in Portland? Oregon?
Person 2: Nah -- Portland, Maine.
Person 1: Oh, that's way cooler.
Person 2: Nah -- Portland, Maine.
Person 1: Oh, that's way cooler.
by cascochick June 29, 2018
A private Catholic university that prides themselves on ethical behaviors and safety. Sadly, these values are only followed when it applies when asking for donations and recruiting students. The everyday workings of the University includes covering up misogynistic rants at the Wally Awards by students (witnessed by the University President who did nothing, hardly surprising), severely under paying employees, allowing bullying and abuse by high ranking employees, disproportionate workloads and believing all employees are easily replaced. Also, the University does their best to minimize publicity on sexual assaults, murders (2001 Murder in Mehling Hall) and crime in general. Keys to various buildings are naturally issued to employees when hired, but are rarely collected properly when the employee leaves the University. Meaning, that the campus is not nearly as secure as administration would like people to believe. In the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson, a master key had been stolen and used. The University failed to change the lock within a reasonable amount of time and the master key was used to access the building where the murder occurred. Also, there is no establish plan of action in the case of an on campus shooter. No plan for safety of students or employees.
The University of Portland loves to pontificate to the public about ethics and safety, but failed to follow their own teachings in regards to the 2018 Wally Awards or the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson.
by Better_Off_W/O_UP March 02, 2019
by Coldassmean July 18, 2022