Pornhub

What the fuck are you doing searching pornhub? you goddamn know what that is.

Bob: what is Pornhub
Mom: you try to search it up, honey

by rassgsfdsfgsdg January 27, 2020

pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike

I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film

by B1g E December 21, 2020

pornhub

something that 18+ must watch

stop looking up pornhub not for u

by iamkingbeedaddy November 3, 2022

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

Better video website than youtube, it may even have your favorite creators!

I just found my favorite creator on Pornhub!

by galaxies232132 March 19, 2022

Pornhub

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.

*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*

by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023

Pornhub

Where niggas go to cure their depression

Jason: MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH MEEEE

Jonathon: Bro’s over hoes

Jonathon: just use the hub

Jason: what’s the hub??

Jonathon: you don’t know pornhub

Jason: no

Jonathon: it’s where there is videos of sex

Jason: I don’t wanna watch people have it I wanna have it

Jonathon: you can use it to jack off

Jason: BETTTTT

by Baby Germany May 4, 2020