gay poltergeist

A bitch of a ghost that flamboyant go's around booing your outfit

"Oh shit it's a gay poltergeist run"

by Moist Cabbage06 February 19, 2018

Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Insta: g_ferrara21 for example

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Poiter

An Australian slang for the common name Peter. Usually in a form of endearment.

Awww I just had the best date with my Poiter. He is the nicest guy.

Friend 1: Oh you are dating Peter?
Friend 2: No, I'm dating Poiter!

by imadentist2 January 4, 2011

Posterior

a super super funny and smart sounding way to say butt

What did he say?
He said posterior. You know, like a butt!!!

by superfunnygirl February 4, 2015

Kalan Porter

Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.

KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!
150% Kalan FAN!

by Sarah* August 24, 2005

Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain February 15, 2008

Miss Porter's

Miss Porter's is an amazing all girls boarding school located in Farmington Connecticut. It contains some of the most brilliant, beautiful, hottest, best, and amazing girls you will ever meet. Teachers, the Girls, the campus, the schedules...the place couldn't be better. Even the avon old farms boys agree with all of their porters (not ethel walkers) girlfriends. If you want to hang with the best...go to porters!!

Look at that Miss Porter's girrrrl!

by anonymous avon December 1, 2009