Percy pigs

Amazing M&S sweets that aren't the same anywhere. You're a twat if you don't eat the ears before the face. Never try to open them in a silent area though...

Going to shop in M&S, not because I'm rich and white, just for the Percy pigs.

by cactus12347 April 2, 2020

bay of pigs

The CIA directed the Bay of Pigs you dumbass.

Definition 1 is false because it was the CIA that directed the Bay of Pigs. Kennedy did the right thing by calling it off, then trying to get rid of the CIA.

by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008

when pigs fly...

A statement made when somebody mentions the improbable.

Lame Person Who neithers Bathes nor Thinks- Duuuhhh...so when can I get your phone number?

Me- Oh, let's see...how about when pigs fly?

by RatchetBoo June 6, 2003

Bay of Pigs

The gross misconception that only a dozen or so quickly and poorly CIA trained Cuban washups can overthrow an entire government.

"A million dollars to anyone who can tell me what the fuck the Kennedy Administration was thinking with the Bay of Pigs"

"I really thought the town could be ours! Looks like I pulled a Bay of Pigs"

by kwashia January 11, 2005

Guinea Pigs

1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.

2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.

1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!

2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!

by GuineaPigzLuvsAlyyyS March 10, 2010

rocky mountain thunder pigs

Obese skanks that hold down the rocky mountain territory. Often seen eating Dairy Queen and wearing clothes that are way too fucking small for them. These trifling skallywhops are known for there professional roofy and rape tactics. Victims more often than not commit suicide after waking up next to a rocky mountain thunder pig.

I was gonna get some dairy queen until i saw the line..a fucking heard of rocky mountain thunder pigs!

by K.O.L.E. MT 406 May 11, 2012

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question

My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017