Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others
"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"
"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"
"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"
"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018
A pick me girl is a girl who needs male approval in order to be "picked". It's hard to explain, so look in the examples for a better representation.
A pick me boy is a boy who typically uses these emojis :🥺😞, and makes reverse psychology remarks to make people feel bad for him in a a way.
A pick me boy is a boy who typically uses these emojis :🥺😞, and makes reverse psychology remarks to make people feel bad for him in a a way.
Pick Me Girl/Boy
Girl 1: omg I have a big tummy.
Pick me girl: "sees a group of guys walking by"
Also pick me girl: Guys look! She's insecure about her body! Couldn't be me tho! I have an amazing body!
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Pick me girl: Hey guys sorry I couldn't play football with you today. *points to ankle brace* I twisted my ankle last night.
Also pick me girl: *walks into class perfectly fine with no brace the next day*
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Pick me girl: OMG Jason stopppp hehehehe! Jasonnn omgggg! Stoppp! *punches Jason's arm*
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Pick me boy texting a girl:
Hey -insert name- you looked amazing today at the assembly. I could never though, I'm so ugly!
Girl: oh uhh but you aren't ugly i guess.
Boy: :0 so you think I'm handsome?
Girl: What?? I never said that
Boy: oh.. so I'm ugly 😞🥺
Girl: what no 😐
Boy: so i'm hot?
Girl: -blocks-
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Pick me boy: Nice guys always finishes last
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Pick me boy listening to all girls are the same
sees a girl walking by
Pick me yells: ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME.
Girl; -changes her direction-
Girl 1: omg I have a big tummy.
Pick me girl: "sees a group of guys walking by"
Also pick me girl: Guys look! She's insecure about her body! Couldn't be me tho! I have an amazing body!
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Pick me girl: Hey guys sorry I couldn't play football with you today. *points to ankle brace* I twisted my ankle last night.
Also pick me girl: *walks into class perfectly fine with no brace the next day*
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Pick me girl: OMG Jason stopppp hehehehe! Jasonnn omgggg! Stoppp! *punches Jason's arm*
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Pick me boy texting a girl:
Hey -insert name- you looked amazing today at the assembly. I could never though, I'm so ugly!
Girl: oh uhh but you aren't ugly i guess.
Boy: :0 so you think I'm handsome?
Girl: What?? I never said that
Boy: oh.. so I'm ugly 😞🥺
Girl: what no 😐
Boy: so i'm hot?
Girl: -blocks-
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Pick me boy: Nice guys always finishes last
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Pick me boy listening to all girls are the same
sees a girl walking by
Pick me yells: ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME.
Girl; -changes her direction-
by ikimdumb :) March 11, 2021
1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.
2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.
2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.
Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.
by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013
Pick Me Gay is better understood as the queer version of a simp — young men subservient to women in hope of winning them over.
A Pick Me Gay is also a form of Reply Guy — a man (and sometimes a woman) who inundates your mentions and DMs with overt familiarity, flirting, debating, educating and always demanding attention.
A Pick Me Gay is also a form of Reply Guy — a man (and sometimes a woman) who inundates your mentions and DMs with overt familiarity, flirting, debating, educating and always demanding attention.
I always see Pick Me Gays show up in the comment section trying to defend the Instagay just because they have abs
by at tazonchicharos April 01, 2021
White girl: Ugh white people are soo annoying, don't you agree *poc person*
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person
Poc person: UMM... Are you just tryna gain validation from me?? You pick me white person
by Mali34 October 27, 2021
by notsaying123 June 29, 2021
1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.
2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.
2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.
Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.
by browin September 14, 2013