Nickname for any woman of Dutch decent who is smart, vivacious and very pretty. Known for random acts of kindness e.g Maths tutoring.
'Paradox' as she is called is best friend of one Spieluhr
'Paradox' as she is called is best friend of one Spieluhr
An example of Paradox is not possible, as you cannot fully replicate her persona and beauty in written terms.
by Spieluhr February 15, 2005
Get the Paradoxmug. The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.
Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.
by SmackHead Jones July 8, 2009
Get the Opiate Paradoxmug. by Phyref0x February 8, 2022
Get the Loogie Paradoxmug. During you Senior year, the feeling that graduation is actually getting farther away rather than closer.
Student 1: Dude, graduation is still like four months away! It doesn't feel like it's getting any closer!
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
by Knight73 March 14, 2010
Get the Senior Paradoxmug. A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.
Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
by RedDragonDaviez March 8, 2009
Get the The Evans Paradoxmug. The idea that if you supposedly went back in time to pick yourself up, and went back with yourself in the future, and something prevented you from going to the past (death, coma, etc), you would disappear from the time frame entirely, due to the fact that if you dissapeared in the past, you would dissapear in the future.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
Disappear Paradox:
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
by Someone Personson June 20, 2007
Get the disappear paradoxmug. A very recent form of paradox based on the character from Rick and Morty named Mr. Meeseeks
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.
Chris: You know bullyhunters right?
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox
by That Scooter kid you hate July 25, 2020
Get the The Meeseeks Paradoxmug.