Pizza Pants

Pants related to pizza.
Specifically:
1) Pants worn while enjoying pizza. Old trousers, or in a stain-hiding color or pattern.

2) Pants one is relegated to wearing because you have pizza butt ,aka fat pants.

3) Pants in which one has experienced a pizza-related GI event, aka squirts

4) Theoretical pants made from pizza. Not a real thing, don't be stupid.
1) "Got my pizza pants on, let's go to Luce."

2) "Can't wait until spring when I can get some exercise, lose some weight, and ditch the pizza pants."

3) "I had to take the bus home early, and change outta my nasty pizza pants. I am never going to Pizza Hut again."

4) "Seagulls attacked me in the parking lot. Teaches me for wearing pizza pants."
by nedjr December 05, 2011
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Zirconium Pants

A slang term for very fancy and/or expensive pants.
The term created and popularized by the musical group 'Tally Hall'.
Person A: Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants!
Person B: they're consequential enough to slip you into a trance!
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Bus Pants

They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.

This term was first seen on an episode of The Big Bang Theory titled "The Bus Pants Utilization".
Sheldon: All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.
Leonard: What the hell are bus pants?
Sheldon: They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on.
by Mr. Oxford Comma January 07, 2011
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hunnie pants

girlfriend with a sweet ass and is AWSOME
Kaitlyn is my hunnie pants, she grinds me mad good and gives me uber dome
by Thezone December 17, 2006
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Wank Pants

pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants
by margrette sees January 19, 2013
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Swish Pants

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.
Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.
by Willy Pom June 11, 2008
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Pants on the Ground

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010
by Pants on da ground January 14, 2010
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