putting the dog in the bath

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.

I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.

by AngryDog December 18, 2008

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

putting green

A women's pubic mound that has been well trimmed and maintained

Man-- I would love to lay up to her putting green

by beve January 28, 2018

putting down

the opposite of putting up with someone

R; "I, thanks for putting up with me"

I: "R, no, I don't 'put up' with you, I am putting down with you"
R: "I love you"

by rubyrosetta September 15, 2016

Putting the chicken into the cat

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.

If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.

by Silentius September 27, 2011

Putting In the Pool

A phrase derived from a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quote as Clark Griswold reveals his Christmas Bonus Check plans.

"Take a look at this. I just hope my Christmas Bonus Check will cover it."
..."Oh my god, you're putting in a pool."
The phrase is used to describe someone succeeding in a big way, or as some might say, "putting in work."

"So you got a 4.0 and you're dating that Spanish girl with the huge ass?"
"I mean..yeah dude. I told you I was going to put in the pool this semester."

"Apparently Joe got that job at that law firm in the city...and he got 46 likes on his status last night."
"Joe's the man. He's putting in the pool this year...Fucking legend status."

by Todd is my hero November 25, 2014

Putting the Shot

An activity so delicate, that you must have Andy Bosquetto or Mikhail Medina do it for you. Once you get your PR, you will pay with the price of no eating ass for the rest of your days.

Putting the shot is worth not getting your ass eaten...Gabriellius.

by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018