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Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN
person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"
by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021
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Pink Puma

A mature, promiscuous trans woman. Analogous to the Cougar but with more sub species;
I.e. a lavender leopard.
The Pink Puma is the most experienced hunter, having gained much strength in the fight to achieve her position is this harsh environment.
Here we see one R. R. Hrafn stalking her prey in the comments section.
UwU; I hope she catches me.
by TracyGR October 10, 2022
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Paramour Puma

Paramour Puma: noun; a younger female lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person.
That girl ain’t nothing but a Paramour Puma!

The younger version of the “Cougars” are the Paramour Pumas! Those young women like the older men!

Added by: Brandon Matson
by Brandon Matson aka Bboutit November 16, 2023
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Paramour Puma

You have to watch out for not only cougars now a days but paramour pumas as well.
by Bboutit January 26, 2024
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Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.
He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA
by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019
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pumama

A cougar who has given birth to at least one child.

An older woman who has given birth to at least one child and who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The pumama can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Like cougars, pumamas are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Cougars, are much more rare than pumamas.
That pumama I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

I thought I was hitting on a cougar until I cough a glimps of her c-section scar.
by the sizla June 25, 2009
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Pumarejo

Royal family name from spain, generally meaning strength, intelligence, wisdom, passion, compassion, poise, elegance, loyalty, brilliance, romanticism, and group unity.
Robert Pumarejo of Puerto Rican origin living in New York founded an organization built on strength, unity, wisdom, and overall compassion for the homeless, as well as hungry.
by prowess April 27, 2015
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