Pinot Pounder

The act of chugging a glass of Pinot Grigio, therefore pounding its contents.

We'll we're celebrating your birthday, lets get a round of Pinot Pounders.

by DirkD1ggler September 9, 2016

Founder Pounder

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.

Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.

by awg99 July 19, 2018

cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.

"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."

by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

organ pounder

A loose medical term to use in the case of a males genitals being almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect.

James is an organ pounder so almost every week he rips his pants with his dick.

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

organ pounder

A loose medical term used when a males genitalia that is almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect. And will hurt partners in coitus or other sexual or love making acts Involving the dominant male partners genitals. This occurs in anal or vaginal use and the term is derived from when the area or inner part of the partners orifice is either damaged or bruised in some way. Such as major rips or tears of anal or vaginal tissue. And other unique cases are of humiliating accident of ripping pants or breaking zippers with jolts of an erection.

Jennifer's boyfriend has an organ pounder of a dick and she can't even stand.

by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017

Mound pounder

A woman that enjoys smacking the upper part of her vagina during masterbating.

I walked in on my room mate masterbating.she is a total mound pounder.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017