Pootie Parper

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

pootie snooper

the act of snooping out pootie tang (aka searching for pootie)

Joel is a pootie snooper.

by Pootie McSnooperson December 23, 2003

pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

Pootie butter

Vagina juices

When you want to call someone a cunt without them knowing, call them a pootie butter

by PBorigin November 10, 2022

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Pooty booty

Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease

Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick

by skids-n-shids July 12, 2022