Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

Golden State Pipeline

Piss in a condom, stick it in the freezer, and use it as a dildo when fully frozen

Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night

by Jason93088 December 19, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.

She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.

by 9191 July 22, 2009

alaskan pipeline

When one "mate" shits in aluminum foil, places it in the freezer, or out side on a cold day, and inserts it in to the other "mates" rectal area to perform pleasure. The frozen piece of tundra replaces the old dildo for something more jagged and cool. *hint: try eating corn, peanuts, and fiber before defecating into the foil for extra ribbed. This maneuver can also be performed solo.

Ben was tired of the traditional dildo in his ass, so he convinced Josh to give him an alaskan pipeline instead. So that morning, Josh took a dumb in aluminum foil, froze it, and had hours of fun when they got off work.

by schmitty81 November 16, 2007

Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.

Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.

by PR0XY July 19, 2009

alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

by Napoaleon November 9, 2007

Pipelined

When you masturbate so hard that you fart .

Man I was crankin one out the other night and I pipelined so bad I had to go in another room to finish.

by Grit Sharpenson April 25, 2016