caspian pipeline

A sexual act that involves two participants. The person on the bottom stretches open his/her anus so that the person on the top may squat over said anus and excrete fecal matter directly into it. The bottom, with a bit of dexterity, can then proceed to push the "oil" back up the "pipeline" if he/she so desires.

"My Georgian girlfriend, Cynthia, and I were enjoying a delightful Caspian Pipeline, until Boris, from Russia, attacked Cynthia, claiming her as his own, and temporarily breaking the flow."

by sentars July 13, 2009

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?

by atom balm February 15, 2006

Papal Smear

Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.

A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2008

Pimpala

When the owner of a Chevrolet Impala places a small metallic "P" in front of the stock badges on the car completing the phrase "PIMPALA". Usually seen in accordance with:
-a set of obnoxious Chrome rims

-fake "Chrome" trim everywhere
-cheap sound system which rattles more than bumps
-Check engine light on, misfire, or smoking

-Neglect such as rust, paint peeling, dents

That guy is a tool driving around his "Pimpala" with some old out of date 20" peeling chrome rims with fake chrome door handles.

Sell your "Pimpala" and buy a 95 Impala SS. Won't make you a "pimp" but at least you'll have a very respectable car.

by 1CoolCat December 30, 2010

Alaskan pipeline

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.

The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.

by Nobody77 January 3, 2014

ESKIMO PIPELINE

When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.

The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and is only used by queers and steers.

by SIRCUMALOT August 28, 2006

Alaskan pipeline

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Rodthedictator March 25, 2016