dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

Principled Petty

When someone acts like they're doing something out of a principle or high-minded belief, but it's really just a rationalization for being petty. Usually the excuse will involve a concept like rights, laws, economics, or justice. The term is frequently used on Am I The Asshole Podcast.

"I don't tip. Why should consumers pay for a business' labor costs?"
"You sure you're not just a principled petty a-hole?"

"Mike said he didn't invite Jenny to his party because it's his right."
"He's just being principled petty - obviously this is about Jenny calling him out for stealing $20."

by Am I The Asshole Podcast May 14, 2019

petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world

Oh, I love my little petty petkins!

by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005

Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.

Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.

by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

petty russ

A person who is just the simplest of being petty; the state of being an asshole

John is being such a petty Russ

by Barack Obama son December 20, 2016

Petty peasant

A petty peasant is someone who is extremely petty and lacks class and dignity.

You are such a petty peasant, you couldn’t even fight me with clothes on.

by LingDanc803 December 30, 2018

Petty Bank

A place you store petty things that people have done or said to you, so you can reference it at a later time.

I broke open my petty bank and saw that she didn't come to my party, so I don't have to go to hers.

by hustlinheart512 July 6, 2018