Uglier than a bag of assholes

Less attractive than ugly. Smack you in your face ugly. Make you wonder why ugly. When someone just takes ugly to a whole new level.

Dude! Have you seen his new girlfriend?! That chick is uglier than a bag of assholes!

by New York Stacey June 13, 2019

Sack Full Of Assholes

Irritating, unpleasant, drastic.

It's raining like a sack full of assholes out there!

by Mike Hunt VII November 1, 2007

passhole

A driver that speeds up just as you are attempting to pass them forcing you to drive even faster or fall back into line behind them.

Did you see that jeep speed up just as I tried to pass him? I barely made it around that passhole before that car came past.

by safety1 November 3, 2009

Passhole

The term cast members of Disneyworld and Disneyland have coined for season pass holders; specifically pass holders that frequent the parks on a weekly basis and behave like they own the place.

"Did you see that?! That little girl was about to trade her pins with a cast member and that Passhole knocked her out of the way. I bet he ordered his pins on eBay and they aren't even stamped!"

by d33dee October 20, 2012

can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

passholder

Someone who has an annual pass for a theme park.

They come in a few varieties:

1) The arrogant person who thinks they own the theme park they have a pass for.
2) The oblivious person who paid for a pass, but doesn't visit the theme park often enough to get their money worth.
3) The respectful person who appreciates a theme park enough to visit often, reveling in the history, while always aware of the future plans of the theme park.
4) The savvy person who knows the ins and outs of how the theme park operates, and can navigate less knowledgeable friends and family through the theme parks regardless of crowds and times of day.

Thanks for shouting every line over the recording in the haunted mansion and ruining the ride for the rest of us, you are such a passholder.

by nerdyk May 22, 2014

Musical Assholes

A sex act reserved usually for a man and several willing ladies in which the blind-folded man is seated on a couch and music is played. Whilst music is blaring the several ladies walk circles behind the seated man. When the man hits pause on the musical selection the nearest lady must jump upon him and have anal sexual intercourse. When man is tired of that rectum he hits play and the lady jumps off and the musical circle begins.

"Damn dude!" Exclaimed Kody. "Matt is so lucky, he played musical assholes with those triplets from the bar last night."

by Meat the Destroyer September 4, 2011