lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

by queen_dtx April 25, 2024

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Get the lazy ovarymug.

ovary juice

another term for raw eggs; alternatively used to reference salmonella poisoning in the Slavic tradition

Damn, u better cook those eggs so u dont get that ovary juice

by mexicanjukeboxkilla October 12, 2017

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Get the ovary juicemug.

Ovary Positive (O+)

A female who is born female and strictly identifies as female

Just so there is no confusion, my gender classification is ovary positive (O+).

by Granny2020 April 28, 2024

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Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.

Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)

Sleep deprivation

The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.

The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.

"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"

by sensorydepth February 28, 2016

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