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Chronically Online

A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.

Often times such behavior would be considered

inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.

These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.
Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."

Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"

Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."

"You are hella chronically online man."
by icecream358 March 6, 2023
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America Online

An internet service provider that is the equivalent of aids for a computer
also goes by AOL
My pc has america online and i cant get rid of it
by shit_fuck March 31, 2007
mugGet the America Onlinemug.

Gaia Online

The place where trolls are king. Gaia Online is a poorly moderated site where one can find helpless emo/goth/punk people who spew rants about their pathetic lives, and eagerly await others to troll or laugh at them.

On Gaia, trolling is a popular sport, of which some members have a high amount of fame. Many other members will attempt to fight trolls, but ultimately fail, as their general intelligence greatly falls below normal.

Being banned from Gaia Online is no problem, as it is easy to create another account. IP bans are unheard of.
Standard Conversation on Gaia Online

Post: "Helpzors! My friend who is 13 is cutting again! What should I do?!"

Response: "You're clearly a bad friend as you don't support her in every decision she's going to make. You should help her cut, and be a better friend. If you tell her parents she'll be angry at you and won't be your friend anymore."
by Sipid July 16, 2008
mugGet the Gaia Onlinemug.

online love

a feeling of warmth inside, but it hits you like a truck, you imagine your whole life with them, you dream about them, and every time you see them online you smile
we are dating but they do not know, it`s online love~
by silver_pen~ October 31, 2020
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clinically online

a person who is completely and utterly addicted to social media and everything that surrounds it.
That guy jeremy is clinically online, what a bender!
by idui enjoyer January 11, 2022
mugGet the clinically onlinemug.

online waldo

It's just like Where's Waldo, but instead you are looking for yourself in pictures or videos online in which you did not upload yourself, especially from people you do not know. This can also be small cameos.
Dude, I was playing Online Waldo and found some girl from Wisconsin that had a picture of me on her myspace.
by h3ckrz October 8, 2007
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Graal online

From personal experience, a dating website for 16 year olds who wanna date you if you have a girl skin.

Was prabally a good game, you should prabally wanna look at other definitions because this is just a warning
" omg this one guy i met wants to date me!"

" i get so many pms with guys who wanna date me on graal online "

"Oh."
by LocalDemo March 11, 2021
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