Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

by TayRex April 17, 2010

slack friday

Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.

I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

Drive By Slacking

The process of visiting a slack channel, asking a question, and never been seen again.

Don't bother answering that question, he is just drive by slacking.

by slackwise April 26, 2019

Slack Shway

intentionally setting up your office environment so that no one can see what is really on your computer screen.

Thanks to his great slack shway, when the boss poked her head in his office to tell him how terrific he was doing, she could not see the derogatory comments about her on facebook.

by SuperRickStar August 23, 2011

Slack receipt

The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.

Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.

by Cialexander April 12, 2020

Jack it and slack it

The action of “jacking it” (beating the absolute fuck out of your dick) and then “slacking it “ (lying around and not doing anything

Me: When I get home I finna jack it and slack it

Random nigga: vro same that’s like all I’ve been doing lately
Me: wait who tf are you

by Inatehiggers May 27, 2018

Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.

Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!

by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018