Buk Bakes

A Polite way of saying Fuck Sakes

Stop annoying me Buk Bakes

by 2RandomSheets October 13, 2016

Bake Squad

A group of savages who roasts anyone who opposes them.

Do not mess with Bake Squad #IJWBG

by Savage Heel July 6, 2016

Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

by boredgeordie October 2, 2006

Blanket Bake

Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.

Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.

by LilErt May 27, 2018

zak bakes

number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.

i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me

by owen1600 October 12, 2021

baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.

Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.

by Adrian’s Random Definition’s December 8, 2021

baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018