bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022

Filthy Omelette

The term originated in the back alleys of Bangkok.
A mastication adjective,

When the cook drops the filthiest flavours on your flavour follicles! You make the filthiest bass face and tell them to reload the omelette.
Please do not confused with a Dirty Omelette.

'Did you try that new recipe bro?'

'Hell yeah, it was next level mate! Almost came when i got that Filthy Omelette!'

by Filthy B Omelette Digger May 3, 2020

trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

omelettized

when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still burnt in the same way as if an omelet had been cooked on it

"man, i was just cooking scrambled eggs but i've omelettized my pot. it tastes good though..."

by osakajakabarakasakaflapajaka May 7, 2009

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

maduka hitler batter omelette

What the fuck

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?

by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024