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dropped an omelette

Awkwardly telling your ex-wife about a stupid & minor domestic problem.
"So I was trying to tell Francie about how gassy the dog's been recently and man, I really dropped an omelette there."
by lowandlazy December 16, 2008
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dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
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maduka hitler batter omelette

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?
by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024
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Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.
Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.
by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024
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Omelette

"I'm lit"

A pun for I'm lit, meaning fun.
"Are you having fun dude?"
"Omelette"
by Moislitlol November 20, 2016
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Undercover Omelette

The stale leftovers after a gangbang at a furries party.
The stained seat on the bus had what appeared to be an undercover omelette

Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
by the wreckingball May 15, 2018
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French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes
I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette
by Jewverine July 31, 2016
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