A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.
by Honors College 403A October 14, 2011
"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."
"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"
"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"
by Shane Holmes October 25, 2014
A term that was coined during our college years.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.
Dude 1: "I saw Jane on the street yesterday."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Hell no, I wasn't in the mood, gave her the 8 o'clock."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Hell no, I wasn't in the mood, gave her the 8 o'clock."
by Nick and Amy B. August 20, 2007
*your phone is ringing*
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"
by Fresh Timbs June 08, 2018
The time at the gay bar when all of the gays realize if they wanna get dick that night and still be able to make it to work the next morning then they better act fast.
This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.
Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).
This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.
Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).
Sara: I had to take a $20 cab ride home from the gay bar last night!
Jarod: Why?!
Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!
Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.
Jarod: Why?!
Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!
Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.
by sloppydrc August 12, 2010
Exactly the same as Wine O'Clock but accompanied by bitching about your Career, your partner or the weather on Facebook or other social network.
by pseudonym not found September 29, 2011
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