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Tits O'Clock

A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.
Last night's Tits O'Clock ended in an accidental orgy. Whoops! Welcome to college.
by Honors College 403A October 13, 2011
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Bacon o'clock

The technical definition for the time in a morning that a bacon butty is required. Usually after a night on the lash and a good lie in, and often accompanied by a brew.
You: "Urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"
by wearetheloop April 6, 2008
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the 8 o'clock

A term that was coined during our college years.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.
Dude 1: "I saw Jane on the street yesterday."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Hell no, I wasn't in the mood, gave her the 8 o'clock."
by Nick and Amy B. January 2, 2009
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Early O'Clock

Used to substitute a real time when it is too early in the morning.
*your phone is ringing*
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"
by Fresh Timbs June 14, 2018
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Dick O'Clock

The time at the gay bar when all of the gays realize if they wanna get dick that night and still be able to make it to work the next morning then they better act fast.

This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.

Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).
Sara: I had to take a $20 cab ride home from the gay bar last night!

Jarod: Why?!

Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!

Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.
by sloppydrc August 11, 2010
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grind o'clock

Invented by Yazmine... means time to grind or work hard in the textbooks
I can't go out tonight, it's grind o'clock.
by Yazzyt February 17, 2017
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tradie o'clock

The time of day (usually 3-3:30pm) that tradies knock off work, resulting in a sudden hotness surge in areas around construction sites, on public transport, etc.
It was approaching tradie o'clock, so Alex decided it was time to head outside, get an afternoon snack and perve on all the King Gee, Hard Yakka, Bisley, Jackaroo and Stubbies talent that would soon inundate the city.
by joelster7455 May 31, 2016
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