Auto-erotic Netflix and chill

When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.

When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.

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by MisterGreene May 29, 2017

Netflix and Crispy

Spending the greater part of a Sunday afternoon re-watching a show on Netflix whilst constantly eating Safeway Discount Brand Rice Crispies.

Person 1: You want to come hang out
Person 2: Nah man, Netflix and Crispy

by JackSpack October 12, 2015

married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill

Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

watch netflix and chill

Having sex

Claus: wanna watch Netflix and chill?
Mrs. Claus: sure, I'll have sex with you.

by Gothicvt November 17, 2015

Netflix and chill

SEX. Basically a new way of booty calling.

"netflix and chill?" translation : "LETS HAVE SEX."

by zonch September 18, 2015

Netflix and chill

To watch Netflix in a cold environment. Ideally, while sitting on a block of ice. Alternatively, in an igloo.

Ay girl you trying to go up to Alaska so we can Netflix and chill?

Man you know those Eskimos love to Netflix and chill. They don't even use a blanket.

by Scottieknows October 25, 2015

Netflixed

When a perfectly good show or series with excellent character arcs and development suddenly introduces new characters with no purpose other than to satisfy SJW's.

The first 3 seasons were amazing storytelling, but it got Netflixed in the 4th.

by Bionomicon February 2, 2021