by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021
Get the To Watch Spidermanmug. When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.
Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."
by Tswole August 9, 2015
Get the Half Watchingmug. Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.
"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."
"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
by littleninja March 27, 2010
Get the chain watchingmug. Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.
by The turkey gun gun December 7, 2010
Get the Muff watchingmug. The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
by okcdude February 18, 2011
Get the whale watchingmug. A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".
by just some random guy August 5, 2005
Get the snakeskin watchmug. A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.
Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
by Joe-Dogg 52 December 29, 2005
Get the wrist watchmug.