I'm not the one

I'm not the one you wanna play with
I'm not the one to mess with
I'm not the one who fuck with
Don't confuse me for someone else

Someone mistakes u for the neighborhood druggie and says..
Yo Junkie!
person would respond
Hey man, I'm not the one homie"

Or
First day of school and bullies pick on new kid. New kid would say "try me, I'm not the onle"

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.

Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.

by NKSedya August 6, 2019

not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.

Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

not the one

When a certain circumstance is most inconvenient or insufferable.

“My dog got hit by a car yesterday”
Reply: “Ooo... that is not the one!”

by E-Lou May 31, 2019

bamboo man does not erect oneself

The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.

bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.

by artanis September 20, 2003

Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text

A text to the wrong person or containing subject matter that was not intended for the respective audience.

I sent an invitation for a date to my baby momma instead of my boo. I thought I was asking my boo about going to Applebees to get that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake and then I realized it was the baby momma and immediately realized I sent the wrong text to the wrong person and wrote Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text. She knew what I did and asked for the child support money.

by foxarpa January 18, 2022

Not nice one Wez

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home

"Where's Wez gone?"

"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"

"Not nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017