nonce

A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.

You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!

by Kate420 February 15, 2020

The Nonce

Someone who could make or break your business on social media

The nonce tried to get a free exhaust

by Rjv December 04, 2019

nonce

(UK)Slang meaning pedo or kiddy fidler, originally means Not of Normal Criminal Eellement.

I'm gonna go an stripe that dirty nonce in pad 12!

by Raydome November 25, 2008

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

nonce

british slang term for a pedo/pedophile
also overused by 12 year olds

Mr Jenkins is such a nonce. Ew.

by topshaggerinz May 05, 2019

nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile

J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!

by -Flint June 05, 2020

nonce

Shannon Brigs

You are a "nonce" Logan Paul and Jake Paul and the rest of Vietnam

by Hanifreij95 January 08, 2020