mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015

Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.

"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".

by JuliusSneezer November 29, 2016

Bush Wacker

A person who is ferocious and plays aggressively. Often in basketball getting many steals.

Wow, Andrew got 7 steals in three minutes!

*every one chants bush wacker*

by B U S H W A C K E R December 12, 2019

wacker

what to call a white cracker

ur mom is a wacker

by dcjaevnbghisf August 1, 2019

Wacker

Wacker is another word for penis. Also some people say tali wacker instead of just wacker

Lil nig: Hey bro I went to Jessica’s the other day and showed her my big old horse meat wacker!

Fat nig: nice bro I showed my step sis my wacker too!

by BigOldApeTittysNigar April 9, 2020

wacker packer

basically the grand canyon of whores.

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.

by MC² August 29, 2020