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No Dick December

During No Dick December you can't have a dick so if you have one HIDE please do because do you want to have no dick?
Person 1:Is it No Dick December?
Person 2:Sadly yes
Person 1:Fuck
by The Moronic Idiot November 16, 2023
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Destroy Dick December

Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed
by venqo October 22, 2019
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decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.
by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022
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decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december
boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.
by amanda pedle December 2, 2019
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Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts
Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp
by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
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