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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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No Dick December

During No Dick December you can't have a dick so if you have one HIDE please do because do you want to have no dick?
Person 1:Is it No Dick December?
Person 2:Sadly yes
Person 1:Fuck
by The Moronic Idiot November 16, 2023
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Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day
by Big Dick December October 6, 2020
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Dicked Down December

DDD is time for all my non-single ladies to get Dicked Down by their man on December.
"Hey, tomorrowis December 1st so it's gonna be Dicked Down December"
"Really? I should talk to my girlfriend about this, hope she doesn't mind getting dicked down"
by marieioll November 2, 2023
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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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Dick Down December

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.
by Millipussy December 6, 2021
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