sympathy cramps

When your girl is on her period and you act like you have cramps too to be there for her.

Girl: Oh oh oh uh uh uh im on my period my cramps are so bad

Boy: Me to babe its okay i have sympathy cramps

by Wanna Netflix and Chill December 9, 2015

Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.

"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."

by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011

sympathy glow

the attention that an individual who has underwent something tragic receives, esp. when unworthy individuals are vying for the chance to bask in it

John: Look at Shannon basking in Casey's sympathy glow! She's just trying to steal the attention!

Harold: Yeah. She should give it a rest! Casey just got hit by that ice cream truck last week!

by Ellixx September 11, 2011

sympathy boner

A sad wank

Man I am so wet from crying i so need a wank right now. Sympathy boner

by test12 March 22, 2016

Sympathy Card

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.

Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.

by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008

Sympathy fucked

To have someone place you in a bad situation immediately after they have expressed sympathy for your circumstances.

They said to me, "Now Paul, I know you're going to starve if we sack you, but unfortunately the budget won't allow for us to keep you." I sure got sympathy fucked.

by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008

sympathy seeking disorder

Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.

All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.

by Pal in Oz May 14, 2014