While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.
His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .
by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021
mugGet the speckle-headed switch hittermug.

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019
mugGet the THE CLOCK HITTERmug.

bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong
-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter
by luckyjerk June 4, 2016
mugGet the bong hittermug.

pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.
One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the pinch-hittermug.

leadoff hitter

A guy who doesn’t hit doubles
Gary is their leadoff hitter? Dude must hit no doubles.
by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022
mugGet the leadoff hittermug.

tin hitter

Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.
"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"
by Noelle N December 23, 2007
mugGet the tin hittermug.

Milky Hitter

A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.
“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”
by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024
mugGet the Milky Hittermug.

Share this definition