nintendonite

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...

My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.

by valentine99 February 24, 2009

NintendudeX

A pretentious faggot who gets carried to high ELO and is bad at League of Legends, because he gets raped by everyone, and has the username of a 12 year old.

Man 1: NintendudeX just rolled my lane.
Man 2: Lolz, good joke.

by AtJinz September 8, 2010

nintendo switch lite

The newest member of the Nintendo Switch family, this time fully dedicated handheld unable to "switch" to TV mode. As a dedicated handheld based around handheld play, it is about 30% slimmer/lighter with an extra 30m-1h in battery life. It's also built more resilient, and without a plethora of features so that the Lite may retail for $199.99. These features include detachable joycons, HD Rumble, and the IR Camera. It will release in the colors Yellow, Gray, and Turquoise.

The Nintendo Switch Lite may seem questionable since it cannot actually dock to a TV, but it's great that consumers have more options.

by Zyeli July 11, 2019

nintendorgasm

nintendo releasing more games than you can afford, so you freak out and explode knowing you have to choose between a bunch of awesome games

Joe Shmo: Awwww man mario AND luigi are coming out soon...Nintendorgasm!! GIGIDY GIGIDY!!

by the_dark_side November 1, 2005

Nintendo

Also known as: The Way of Heavenly Duty

A religion native to Japan. Characterized by iconic figures such as Mario, Samus, Link, etc. The main preacher of Nintendo is Shigeru Miyamoto, a.k.a. Kami-sama. Worshipers are frequently found using odd electronic devices (religious ritual?).

Hostile Opponents: Sony, Microsoft

Number of Followers: Millions

Nintendo "games": The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Bros., Kirby, Pokemon, etc.

by L33t N1nj4 Boris July 28, 2008

Nintendo.grl

An amazing girl named Joanna who loves boba tea, nintendo products, anime, cuphead, Darling in the FranXX, overwatch, Minecraft, and her cat (s). Her smile could warm your heart in a second. She is so nice and loves cosplay conventions. She nicknames herself as Mochi. Her TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube is Nintendo.grl and her snap is necromancings. She is an amazing idol and the best girl in the whole world that anyone would love to meet.

Jo, or Nintendo.grl, loves anime and her many loving and supporting fans.

by Kawaii.grl218 November 25, 2019

nintendo

a cool gaming company. Everyone loves all the fanboy shit games with blood and violence and "wicked" graphics, but really nintendo is a better gaming company. They feature really cool systems and are really creative in designing games-who woulda thought of super mario bros. and all those coool little guys in a wierd world called nintendoland? I mean, c'mon its cool!

Nintendo is fun and not scary

by huggaboo May 16, 2005