Nintendoafication

The belief that blowing something or hitting it will make it preform better.

"Jill smacked me in the back of the head for breaking her taillight, when I asked what was that for she said Nintendoafication"

by Villain blue bomb March 23, 2010

Nintendo eye

A condition brought on by playing video games for long periods of time with out looking away from the screen.

Symptoms include- blurred vision, problems concentrating, head-aches, irritability, & nausea.

After 24 hours of playing wow nonstop everything started getting blurry, about 20 minutes later I was nauseous and couldn't think straight...

I realized, it was nintendo eye.

by Matsutsuki86 November 14, 2010

Nintengineering

The magical property of Nintendo products to be nearly indestructible by blunt force.

I dropped my Wiimote on my DS on it and they both went flying down the stairs and into a concrete wall. They had a couple scuffs, but because of the good Nintengineering, neither of them have any structural damage and still work perfectly.

by Sgt. Frootloop June 8, 2011

Nintendoverse

The universe or world all Nintendo games take place for example our Solar System has planets, well same goes for the Nintendoverse but on every planet there are inhabitants and said inhabitants are the characters of the game that takes place on said planet.

The Nintendoverse is most easily shown in the super smash bros brawl series where all the characters have been plopped in the same planet to fight each other / save the planet from destruction as you travel to a lot of places to get to Tabuu the main boss and you meet all the characters in places the creators of the game thought they would be for example Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were in the jungle chasing De De De to get their bananas back it introduced them all on the same planet because in every single Nintendo game you can't imagine there being a Metroid game taking place on the same planet as the Mario games or Donkey Kong games.

by Simoniz December 23, 2013

Nintendo Foot

Nintendo Foot is a fairly common but generally harmless condition one encounters when playing games such as Super Mario, Super Mario 3, Contra, Excite-bike, Skate or Die etc... On a 10" black and whit T.V. Whilst sitting indian style.

Joe was unable to walk after conquering Giant Land as a bad case of Nintendo Foot had settled in.

by Nintendo Foot June 16, 2014

Club Nintendo

A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.

Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.

by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2011

No Nintendo for a Month

An expression used by people who have owned a Nintendo 64 in their youth and understand the importance it played in their life. It is used in situations for the receiver of a conversation to assume the worst consequence that the speaker went through.

Literal::
1: I once threw a bucket of paint at my mom.
2: What she do?
1: No Nintendo for a month.

Other:
1: My wife walked in on me with a half naked chick.
2: Really? Did she kick your ass?
1: No Nintendo for a month.

by MasterofEcru October 11, 2011