Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

Nintendo Cartridge

When a girl gives you a BJ before you have sex with her.

I was with this girl last night and she said, "I wanna blow it before you stick it in; like a Nintendo cartridge."

by WillDaBeast1387 April 30, 2014

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 20, 2017

Nintendo Jaw

A condition where a person stares while leaving their mouth agape as if they were playing a video game.

Look at that guy driving! He's got Nintendo jaw.

by P. Cotham February 18, 2009

Nintendo 69

When the female is giving you a blow job while you finger her butthole at the same time.

Oh man her pussy stank so I just Nintendo 69'd her.

by Balls45666 June 10, 2018

nintendo butt

playing video games so long that your butt falls asleep and or gets really sore.

I played video games all day long and got nintendo butt.

by Adam Bee September 5, 2005

Nintendo ds vs. Sony PSP

First off, the kid who wrote this article is a fucking moron

If you are going to write an article comparing the two if you only have one of the two, and you sure as hell cant say the other one sucks if you haven't even used one...

The DS has many fun games and a fun online feature
The PSP has great graphics for a handheld, some good games and also a fun online

PSP is aimed towards an older audience while the DS is aimed towards a younger audience

So that probably explains why you get all these little fanboys (average age of 12) posting shit like this on urban dictionary

They are games consoles
You should just play them and not fucking argue about how this one sucks because its made by sony (or vice versa)

"The DS ROCKS, and its better than the PSP any day, ive never played one though, and i dont care to either... so im going to make a definition on urban dictionary called Nintendo ds vs. Sony PSP so i can show the world how much the psp sucks because it can only play movies and um...."

STFU at least get the psp before you go ahead and bash it retard

by Tellin it like it is April 6, 2007