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New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
by big hm December 27, 2022
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Christmas and New Year's

Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.
Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"

Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
by cypressjim February 4, 2010
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New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.
She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.
by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020
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New Year 2023

It has happened!
Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!
by Fire Axus December 31, 2022
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New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
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Bringing In the New Year

When you make a horrible decision because of booze
Bryce was bringing in the New Year when he hooked up with Alaina.
by Stallion Vose January 8, 2009
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new year's day

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.
Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.
by Longjohns January 1, 2006
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